So says Mike Nelson during “The Final Sacrifice” in which a beefy, beer soaked, Canadian meat bag gets run over by a truck driven by a group of sadistic cult members with physiques like my uncle Phil who considers unfolding a lawn chair to be a workout. Anyway, reflecting back on this absolutely hilarious episode I have to say that the kid who stars in the film with Zap may be the most unattracive person to grace the silver screen since Bruce (of Bruce’s Gym and Church) from the pooptacular Daddy-O. The kid looks like a cross between Henry Thomas (Eliot from E.T.) and Spike, the head Gremlin from the movie Gremlins. Oh, and speaking of Daddy-O…I love Dick Contino. I’ve even visited his website two times in the past 20 years and spent at least a solid quarter-minute absorbing the wonderful content. If you’d like to visit this insanely entertaining website click here (oh, and by the way…he’s now known as the World’s Greatest Accordianist…seriously…I’m not joking, check it out yourself).
